I'll admit it.
I walk by the Abercrombie and Fitch store with a certain amount of curiousity and fascination. I've seen the actual clothes that people buy at A&F, and they seem more or less normal. But the store itself fascinates me, though I've never been in one.
The closed shutters? Odd.
The pictures of half-naked barely-pubescent men of questionable masculinity on the front wall? Disturbing.
The overwhelming stench of men's cologne that wafts out of the doorway? OH MY GOD, overpowering. Do they pump this stuff out of the vents? How do people breathe inside? Do they hand out asthma inhalers inside the entrance?
Do they actually sell clothes in there, or is it just some front for cologne-addicted orgies?
Someone please tell me, because I'm afraid to go in and look.