Dear Mr General Dentist,
The next time you refer me to a specialist, could you just make some little notation on the referral to inform me that the person you are referring me to is really goodlooking? You see, I overslept yesterday. When I did, I was left with three choices: 1. Take my shower AFTER taking the kids to school, but that would steal an extra hour from my schedule. 2. Just get my hair wet... not quite as clean as a shower, but at least my hair would be pretty. or 3. Scrub the whole thing and go with a ponytail and minimal makeup.
My plans for the day included "clean the house" and "get root canal," so there seemed little pressing NEED to do either 1 or 2. So I went with Choice 3.
HAD I KNOWN that Mr Endodontist was astonishingly handsome, I probably could have convinced myself to go with Choice 1. I would have gotten less done, but...
Just, you know, for future reference.... so warning would have been appreciated.