On the way to Oregon yesterday, somehow the topic of retiring to Montana came up. I don't know WHY Joel has this thing about retiring to Montana. I'm not sure he's really even set on retiring there, I think he just likes bugging me about it. :) To be fair, after visiting Glacier this summer, I'm not as against Montana as a destination... I just don't like cold, so you can see my problem.
I finally admitted, "Ok... we can SUMMER in Montana. Would that make you happy?"
"Well... happy-ER. What's wrong with Montana?"
"You don't like the cold HERE."
"But I have my fireplace, so I'm happy."
"We'll get you a fireplace in Montana."
"And I won't be able to leave my house!"
"I'm pretty sure they don't ground you in Montana."
"But it snows. And I don't like to drive in the snow..."
"Because I'll crash into things!"
"What? You crash into things here! I hardly see the difference."